Tony (Oscar) Smith, tours many public houses during the week of work instead of fitting carpets,
Tony has a small, bald, pet called 'Andy' which is kept in the van.
A classic "White Van Man" Tony pays little regard to other road users.
Most of his life is spent thinking of new ways to take the piss out of the russian (this fast becoming a national sport) when bored with this he turns his attention to Tivvy (Stealer - The GODS of Northern Rock).in reality no one is safe from his piss taking.

Just a jolly nice chap.

Steve's mid-life crisis continues, much to the amusement of all his friends, he thanks them for that.

Known in many guises - this reprebate from the soviet block chooses to disguise himself as a dork rather than a "rock god". Like a phantom in the night he changes his name, mainly form the following list,
Forrest Gump
Boris
Doris
John The Jumperless
Jumperless John.
Don't be fooled by the hair cut (known as the Olgas' revenge) John has the ability to bore anyone to death is a very short space of time.
By the way he's not short of a penny or two, he just prefers not to iron his shirts, most of which have never seen an iron let alone the Iron block.
There will be over time lots of additions to this bio as we discover new ways to take the piss. xxx

 

Big Foot is the engine room of the band, he continues to grow, where would we be without him!!!!

If you want to be in the chance of some extra cash just ask the band if you can join the 'What time will Big Foot arrive ~ bets!'

Don't ya just love him

The newest member is Mike Brokeback  Weaver, he is a great addition to the rhythm section of the band, complete with Woody hat and various piercings!  The lads in the band are most upset with his continued magnatism of a sexual nature only problem is they are all blokes!!!