Tony (Oscar) Smith, tours many public houses during the week of work instead of fitting carpets,
Tony has a small, bald, pet called 'Andy' which is kept in the van.
A classic "White Van Man" Tony pays little regard to other road users.
Most of his life is spent thinking of new ways to take the piss out of the russian (this fast becoming a national sport) when bored with this he turns his attention to Tivvy (Stealer - The GODS of Northern Rock).in reality no one is safe from his piss taking.